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matchstickman On March 04, 2020




, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 29, 2008 @ 19:55:46
A woman was in a coma,
She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried again, sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her Husband and explained what was happened, telling him, "As crazy this sounds, may be a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The Husband was sceptical, but they assured him they would close the curtains for privacy.
The Husband finally agrees and went into his Wifes room.
After a few minutes the womans monitor flat lined, No pulse, No heart rate.
The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The Husband said "I'm not sure, maybe she choked"
desperadO On May 04, 2009

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prisoner, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Aug 29, 2008 @ 19:57:24
@matchstickman Said
A woman was in a coma,
She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried again, sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her Husband and explained what was happened, telling him, "As crazy this sounds, may be a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The Husband was sceptical, but they assured him they would close the curtains for privacy.
The Husband finally agrees and went into his Wifes room.
After a few minutes the womans monitor flat lined, No pulse, No heart rate.
The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The Husband said "I'm not sure, maybe she choked"




loveis On January 15, 2010
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In the mirror,
#3New Post! Aug 29, 2008 @ 20:12:48
momof2 On November 09, 2008

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Craziest looney bin, Louisiana
#4New Post! Aug 29, 2008 @ 20:16:05
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#5New Post! Aug 29, 2008 @ 20:17:05
witonix On November 10, 2008




, Australia
#6New Post! Aug 30, 2008 @ 07:49:18
heh heh wrong kind of oral sex
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