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HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Aug 01, 2011 @ 03:29:17

"I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Grasshopper

Just me.

Fort Collins, Colorado

Aug 03, 2011 @ 16:02:41

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