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rondetto On April 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 19, 2024 @ 11:21:51
As a trucker stops at a red traffic light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next set of traffic lights.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says:
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter the roads are icy and I am gritting the roads."
Darkman666 On about 2 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 19, 2024 @ 18:38:26
@rondetto Said

As a trucker stops at a red traffic light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window.
As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next set of traffic lights.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says:
"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter the roads are icy and I am gritting the roads."


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