Prayer for Today

O God, we acknowledge You today as Lord,

Not only of individuals but of nations and governments.

We thank You for Your law,
Which our Founding Fathers acknowledged
And recognized as higher than any human law.
We thank You for the opportunity that this election year puts before us . . .

. . . to exercise our solemn duty not only to vote but to influence countless others to vote,

And to vote correctly.

--In the name of Jesus we pray Amen

Dear Lord Baby Jesus,

When I die, please don't put me in the section of Heaven with the soldiers who fought and/or were taken prisoner and/or died for their country and/or the one who ended up with Russian bounties on their heads, and especially not the ones who ended up being generals.

I was greatest president of the USA, and shouldn't have to be around losers, suckers and failures.

In fact, I'm thinking the right hand of god is a pretty good seat... well actually god should just get out of the way and let me have his throne and penthouse seat.

Signed,
Donny Small Hands

PS
I'm guessing you already hooked up my buddies, Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell, with a bunch of hot 14 year olds to keep them sexually satisfied.

Thanks.

They're really nice people (Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell (not the 14 year olds, no one give a s*** about them anyway).

I wish them well.

TX
CBS

Bow down thine ear o Lord hear me
for I am poor and needy
preserve my soul for I am holy
o thou my God
save thy servant that trusteth in thee
be merciful unto me O Lord for I cry unto thee daily

Dear Baby Jesus,

Thanks for making me so great... greater than even you... and your dad.

Signed,
DJT

"Gathering of the mind in the heart is attention, gathering of the will is vigilance, gathering of the senses is soberness."--St Theophan the Recluse


Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner.

So this holy life does not have gain, honour, and renown for its benefit, or the attainment of virtue for its benefit, or the attainment of concentration for its benefit, or knowledge and vision for its benefit. But it is this unshakeable deliverance of mind that is the goal of this holy life, its heartwood, and its end.

The Buddha, Majjhima Nikaya


Namu-Amida-Butsu

Dear Lord Father God,

Please forgive Trump's followers... they knew not what they were doing.

Amen.

And thus

do I commend thee into the arms of our Lord of Earth, Our Lord Jesus Christ, Preserver of all Mercy and Reality, and

The Father Creator.

Eternal Father of the Ocean Waves, watch over the Westpac Marines and Sailors. May their aim be true and may they return to the families who love them.

Thank you for this opportunity. Amen.

O Jesus, lover of the young, the dearest Friend I have,
in all confidence, I open my heart to You to beg Your light and assistance
in the important task of planning my future.

Give me the light of Your grace,
that I may decide wisely concerning the person
who is to be my partner through life.

Dearest Jesus, send me such a one whom in Your Divine wisdom
You judge best suited to be united with me in marriage.

May her character reflect some of the traits of Your own Sacred Heart.
May she be upright, loyal, pure, sincere and noble . . . .

....

Grant me the grace to come near Thee with faith unshaken and full of hope to confess my trespasses and despise them. Let Thy spirit reprove me for my sins.

Enlighten my heart that I may see how greatly did I err, misbehave, and forsake the way.

Grant me determination to forsake evil that I may be established in Thy commandments and live to glorify Thy Holy Name. Amen.