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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 14, 2020 @ 13:41:40
My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll bloody teach them!" I replied.
darkman666 5 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 14, 2020 @ 14:54:58
@rondetto Said

My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll bloody teach them!" I replied.





years ago, when i was little, one day, my mom came in our living room, she made a homemade chocolate cake for us. my mom shows my father , who sitting in a chair in the living room, the cake, and said, " darling, try this piece that i gave you on the plate. "

my father looked at the cake, and said; " honey, let me first, go to the closet and get my hammer and chisel out. "
rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! May 14, 2020 @ 14:57:06
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