three times?

Talk it down! That's funny. Brandon does this crap - so I'll start talking about disgusting or disturbing stuff & he'll go, "Okay, now I can go!" I think the last time was something to do with sheep intestines

Don't Go! Whatever you do, don't look down!

i talk to it about this weird girl i use to sleep with when i was younger. yea that's right....i threaten him!

That doesn't sound too nice.

You get down or I'm gonna stick you in something weird!

might like that

exactly!

i'm like..."remember that dark stank place i use to put you back in the day!? well i'm sending you back if you don't go pee right now!"!

I suppose you name it too? lol

that's true!

such abuse! you should be nice to him, else he may go down & never come back up when you want him to the most.

If that happened his wife would have to trade him in for a new one lol

either that, or she could buy a vibrator depending upon how much she really loved him . . .

so intox, what do you think? would your wife leave you if you couldn't get it up or find other ways to pleasure herself?

I really would just use a piece of tissue to get off the access if I was a dude. I just cant imagine getting piss all over the floor or toilet with all the shaking about. Guess its good thing Im not a guy?

i could only pray that she'd leave! f***...if i knew for sure, i'd fake being impotent right now!



i'd be curious to know how many guys here actually use tissue to wipe after going pee! i've never been in a bathroom that had it readily available at the urinal!

harsh! of course, if this happened, who else would put up with your crap?



there's a survey in the making

The difference between a University education and a technical college
education. At University they teach you to wash your hands after you go to the
toilet, at technical college they teach you not to piss on your hands in the first
place.