things the perfect woman should say...

Is that a lovelight in yer eye or just a reflection of me ?

There's a few things in there that my perfect woman would definitly NOT say.

salty ready break it gives you somthing warm into your tummy and a healthy glow

lol verry funnt i would do a few of those things but i am not going to say what!

don't most women say these things anyway or am i just lucky

yes we do if we love the guy! well at least i do

those are some bloody lucky guys

yes but there are tings i like in return to lol

My husband says that will make a great wife and that I should start taking on some of these....YEAH RIGHT!

The perfect woman wouldn't say anything, because she wouldn't have a mouth! No mouth.... means... no nagging, pestering, moaning, groaning. b****ing or complaining.

My vision of the perfect woman: She would be an alien being from another world. She would have big green eyes and giant hooters. She would also have the abiliy to comprehend my native language, but couldn't speak due to the absence of a yapper.

but some of mans greatest pleasures come from that mouth... how bout we just remove their voice box thinger..... i think that would be a much better idea...