Unsure of what to worship?

floydgirrl

Stalkee

Pope's Wine Celler, Holy See (

#16

Oct 05, 2009 @ 14:01:22

@Stigma Said

Who the f*** is that anyways?

I went to the trusty urban dictionary to find out.

zarquon

The Great Prophet Zarquon was a galactic prophet from ancient times, and was thought to be revered throughout the galaxy. He had scores of followers and disciples who waited diligently for an event they called "The Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon". Unfortunately the prophet's lack of punctuality caused this event to happen only merely a few brief seconds before the end of the Universe itself, during which time he was able to utter only the words "Sorry I'm late..." before the universe ended. From the Douglas Adams novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

More recently, modern Galactic races use the name Zarquon as a curse word.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zarquon

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boobagins

SPICY HOT TAMALES

Astral Weeks, Florida

#17

Oct 05, 2009 @ 14:06:30

My finger landed on two...Richard Dawkins and Gold Almighty

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PhoenixNebula

TFS' village idiot.

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Banned

, United Kingdom

#18

Oct 05, 2009 @ 14:06:53

My sister got Christened at our Catherdral, the service was a "mass" service if you like, it wasn't just her. Anyhoo, the Bishop told a story about cracked pots, I can't quite remember it, but the ending of the story was one line. "God knows where your crack is". My sisters and I pissed ourselves laughing while 150 people were comepletely silent and staring at us. From that day forward, I worship the CRACK!

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Edited: October 05, 2009 @ 14:08

Stigma

zombie vomit

Deleted

, New Hampshire

#19

Oct 05, 2009 @ 14:26:34

@floYdgirrl Said

I went to the trusty urban dictionary to find out.

zarquon

The Great Prophet Zarquon was a galactic prophet from ancient times, and was thought to be revered throughout the galaxy. He had scores of followers and disciples who waited diligently for an event they called "The Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon". Unfortunately the prophet's lack of punctuality caused this event to happen only merely a few brief seconds before the end of the Universe itself, during which time he was able to utter only the words "Sorry I'm late..." before the universe ended. From the Douglas Adams novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

More recently, modern Galactic races use the name Zarquon as a curse word.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zarquon

God f***ing Zarquon!

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sister_of_mercy

London, United Kingdom

#20

Oct 05, 2009 @ 15:18:39

I got the spaghetti monster!

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incognito

Giddy In The Pants

Deleted

, Canada

#21

Oct 05, 2009 @ 15:19:36

I got Giant Lizards.
That is a funny post Stigma!

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treebee

Government Hooker

Moderator

London, United Kingdom

#22

Oct 05, 2009 @ 15:32:46

giant lizards

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Thranduil

QUINCY, Kentucky

#23

Oct 08, 2009 @ 18:12:36

I worship the Great Pumpkin from Peanuts, every Halloween he reveals himself!
I saw him once, along with a kid holding a blanket, and sucking his thumb, and another kid who was bald, wearing a yellow shirt with a horizontal black zig-zag line around it.

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boxerdc

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#24

Oct 08, 2009 @ 18:15:58

I hit the line between Science and Prince Phillip.
Does that mean that I get to choose, or do I have to create a new religion that incorporates them both?

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aquine

Psalm 2 = Rev 11:15

Banned

Alice SPrings, Australia

#25

Oct 08, 2009 @ 22:41:32

@boxerdc Said

I hit the line between Science and Prince Phillip.
Does that mean that I get to choose, or do I have to create a new religion that incorporates them both?

So many potential lines that I can't choose one of them.

Lord have mercy.

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