The Bits They Left Out of the Holy Bible

I'm feeling very silly this evening.

Here are some of the bits that were edited out of the final text...
[note: Yes, I am a Christian, but I like a giggle too...]

Moses to God.
Did you have to carve the damn things on stone? They weigh a bloody ton.

Noah to God.
And just how am I supposed to stop the rabbits breeding?

Cain to Abel
Mummy always liked you best

Judas to the Priests
If you want me to kiss him, you'd better make it thirty.

Joseph to the Archangel
God is gonna f*** my wife?

You hit it!

Thanks, folks.
If I suddenly disappear, look out for reports of thunderbolts striking central Bristol.