Teach me something?

Please do.
If you manage to actually do that, whatever it is you teach me, I'll kudos you. It can be about anything from the cumulative effects of nasal spray to the mating habits of Andalusian Mountain Goats to the longest candy ever made. If you manage to de-teach me something, somehow manage to detract knowledge from my mind, I'll negudo you though..

Sperm is nutritous, not that I would have any experience in that.

Already knew that, strangely enough I still feel no compulsion to add it to my diet in the immediate future.

hm, blue LEDs were invented by someone in Japan, this finally allowed us to create white LEDs.

That I did not know.
And apparently this inventor, Shuji Nakamura, is known for his technological wizardy with semiconducting gallium nitides.
Thanks.

Erm.... How about....

Cigaretes actually increase fat deposits in your blood vessels, even though there is no fat in cigarettes. How's that?

This wording I was not actuely aware of either, though I am familiar with the results.
Thanks.

dogs make sounds that sound like "woof"

it is very hard for dogs to walk backward, and most just won't do it.

Woah... really?



We used to live near a dog that actually said "Woof" It was SO funny! It actually sounded like it was saying "woof" instead of barking.

I am tempted to negudo you for that.
..no..
actually..
what I am tempted to do is to:

send the voodoo aliens to your doorstep to threaten you with indecent probing and foul tasting burrito-like foodstuffs.

The Enron scandal started with it's adoption of "mark to market" accounting treatment. This allowed Enron to recognise the potential revenues of a project as soon as it was completed, before they had even signed any contracts to sell the energy. A succession of poor projects then meant that they had recognised incredible revenues that then failed to transpire. The rest is history...

okay, well, did you know that eating certain species of fish can have the same effect as taking LSD

Cats have really smelly s***, and if you accidentally swallowed some you might be ill!