Politics according to Richard Jeni:
On the right: "A bunch of money grubbing, greenhouse gasing, seal clubbing, oil drilling, Bible thumping, missile firing, right-to-lifing, lethal injecting hypocrites! People whose idea of a good time is strapping a dead panda to a Lincoln Navigator and running over everybody in the gay parade."
On the left: "A bunch of bong smoking, America bashing, flag burning, yoga posing, incense burning, dolphin saving, salmon eating hypocrites! These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off. Then they can’t wait to tie your a** to the back bumper of a Toyota Hybrid and drag you to the Berkeley Campus and drop your carcass in front of the Fidel Castro Building for the Continuing Study of Why America Sucks!"
On the middle: "A bunch of flip flopping, fence sitting, half in, half out, half assed, non-voting, so they can b**** no matter who wins."
On the liberals: "... the trillionaire bleeding heart liberals. People who are going to change the world, if they have to spend every buck of your money to do it. The limousine liberal people! People living in a mansion that’s got twenty rooms that nobody’s in - they’re air-conditioned. Got a pool that nobody goes in – it’s heated. Flying across the country in a twenty person jet all by themselves, because they don’t want to be late for a speech about energy conservation."
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Jun 24, 2011 @ 16:19:36
