Oil shortage

Many people do not understand how we ran out of oil here in the United Kingdom.

The answer's quite simple - nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were falling short.

And most importantly, there is a geographical explanation to it. While all the oil is in Texas, Saudi, Iran, Arkansas and Alaska, all the dipsticks are in the house of commons.

Many people do not understand how we ran out of oil here in the United Kingdom.

The answer's quite simple - nobody bothered to check the oil. Didn't know we were falling short.

And most importantly, there is a geographical explanation to it. While all the oil is in Texas, Saudi, Iran, Arkansas and Alaska, all the dipsticks are in the house of commons.