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Demented

, Australia

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:50:00

and fellas,we're all in the s*** now

plebian_angel

Intergalactic hussy

a great future,

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:50:44

Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

blackfoot1964

Dunstable, Massachusetts

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:50:55

Piss her off by taking the batteries out!

NickoBorgir

Deleted

Melbourne, Australia

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:52:11

In my experience, women have never actually figured out how to use a remote anyway, so I think we're still safe for a little while.

Sweet_Merry

One day. . . I will

Building my Castles in the Sky

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:53:18

"Honey, I know what I want for Christmas!" *snickers*

blackfoot1964

Dunstable, Massachusetts

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:54:04

@plebian_angel Said

Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

You would rather have your partner go up than down?!

NickoBorgir

Deleted

Melbourne, Australia

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:54:48

@Sweet_Merry Said

"Honey, I know what I want for Christmas!" *snickers*

Typical, you women are always thinking about chocolate!

*silence*

Oh well....

blackfoot1964

Dunstable, Massachusetts

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:55:17

Demented

, Australia

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:55:24

@plebian_angel Said

Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

Only on a single womans remote,once you women marry and get that ring on the finger,that ends a blokes Sex live

blackfoot1964

Dunstable, Massachusetts

#10

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:56:17

hence the infidelity....

Sweet_Merry

One day. . . I will

Building my Castles in the Sky

#11

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:56:48

@Demented Said

Only on a single womans remote,once you women marry and get that ring on the finger,that ends a blokes Sex live

I would beg to differ but I quit begging once I got married.

If men would just take a minute to listen to instructions...

Edited: October 22, 2009 @ 11:57

Demented

, Australia

#12

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:57:16

@Sweet_Merry Said

"Honey, I know what I want for Christmas!" *snickers*

Oh no you don't

NickoBorgir

Deleted

Melbourne, Australia

#13

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:57:47

@Sweet_Merry Said

I would beg to differ but I quit begging once I got married.

If men would just take a minute to listen to instructions...

Sorry....what were you saying?....

*silence again*

Oh well, silence is golden, but duct tape is silver....

Sweet_Merry

One day. . . I will

Building my Castles in the Sky

#14

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:59:44

@Sweet_Merry Said

I would beg to differ but I quit begging once I got married.

If men would just take a minute to listen to instructions...

@NickoBorgir Said

Sorry....what were you saying?....

*silence again*

Oh well, silence is golden, but duct tape is silver....

Is that how you play? Now I see...

Ellen

Banned

#15

Oct 22, 2009 @ 11:59:45

@plebian_angel Said

Shouldn't the sex have a up button?

Yes it most definitely should! There should also be a button for extended foreplay.

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