My niece is the cutest kid you can get without a prescription....

But I look at her parents and wonder how can this be? How can something so cute be the result of rubbing my brother and sister in law together?

whats wrong with them hun?

I call 'em Slimy and Godzilla, but mechagodzilla is more appropriate. She's my lizard-in-law.

Oh, hahah.
The only thing that could make this more amusing for me would be one of them stumbling upon this, recognising you and calling you on it.

Actualy, I have other terms of endearment I say to their faces.

You adore the little munchkin dont you?

That'd be hilarious.

Yep

Makes me really want to see some pictures. I mean usually takes a little bit of cute to create more cute, and adorable usually takes quite a lot of cute.

Maybe God's balancing the scales cuz they're so ugly?

I kinda wanna see a pic of your brother and sister in law now.

I have high expectations

Ah ha! here's a picture from Jess's 2nd birthday party:

That's Godzilla to the left and an ugly green monster to the right (they're kinda hard to tell apart).

I suppose that could be it. Holding back on the cuteness until it built up a bit.

Oh! The one in the middle is rather cute! Is the green one your brother then?

The green monster looks like my brother.

The little'un is a cutie!

And a good name to - my middle name is Jessica