And after the omnishambles of the Conservative Party Conference where Teresa May coughed and spluttered through her speech, a joker got past security to hand her a P45 and even the lettering of the Tory Party slogan started falling off the wall behind her, the infighting and b****ing over how to proceed with Brexit continues. In Cabinet, I imagine it could go something like this:
Prime Minister: "As a team we have to negotiate a Brexit Transition just like now but with limits on immigration."
David Davis: "No no, we have to negotiate a special bespoke transition."
Boris Johnson: "Oh no. It must be exactly as we demanded. Brexit is Brexit."
Random EU representative in the room: "Excuse moi....." (is completely ignored)
PM: "No, we have to go for transition and it has to last for as long as its needed. That's vital."
DD: No..!! "2 to 3 years tops. no more than that."
Boris: "Brexit means Brexit, or it would do if I was Prime Minister."
Random EU rep: "Er.. excuse moi.."
PM: And we'll look at this part of the EU and that part of the EU and keep all the bits we like, such as free trade and customs and just dismiss the bits we don't like such as human rights and universal free movement."
DD: And we have to make sure we don't pay them any of the money we signed agreements for or took services for, or otherwise legally owe."
Boris: "Brexit means Brexit. Make me Prime Minister and I'll tell them to go whistle for their money."
Random EU Rep: "Errrr, hello..? Excuse moi..?"
PM (turns to EU rep). "What..? What do you want..?"
Random EU Rep: "All I wanted to say was, don't you think you should ask us, the 27 remaining nations, what is actually on the table..?"
DD: "Oh, do be quiet."
PM: "I don't see how it's any of your business."
Boris: "Stop interfering in British politics. I'm trying to usurp power here."
Yes folks.... After the most disorganised party conference in the living memory of British politics, the rabble that is the Conservative government now have to return to the Brexit negotiation table.
Only the British could colonise half the world and then leave Europe because we don't like immigrants.
EU Negotiations clustershambles