@jmo Said
You are automatically defending yourself from any example of contradiction I give. You hide behind words like 'context', 'chronology' and 'genre' so that you can switch between mythological truth and literal truth.
Yet despite that you want me to list of constant contradictions in the bible, no doubt you have a party line for each of them, but hell, I'll bite.
Could you please, for example, inform me as to how many children Michal the daughter of Saul had.
Honestly... If things like "genre" and "chronology" and "context" are concepts that people "hide behind" in your eyes, then I can only assume that you are poorly educated and I give up in thinking that you can understand their importance. Please see your local education institution to find out why these are of vital importance.
I originally wanted to simply show you that the Bible doesn't contradict, but since you hate logic I feel that I am wasting my time here.
No matter how logical, no matter how clear, no matter how obviously true my response is, you have totally closed your mind. To say that context/genre/chronology are things to hide behind is so ridiculously stupid that my brain hurts.
Importance of chronology:
June 5th 2000 - John goes to the park.
July 9th 2005 - John decides to never go to the park again.
Stupid observation: John went to the park! John is a liar and contradicts himself!!!
Refutation: Paying attention to the dates when things happened would have explained that, but the person who made the observation is stupid.
Important of context:
Rules for cleaning a pull: When the pool is empty make sure you clean it well. Do not jump in to the pool, use the ladder!
Rules for swimming: Always jump in to the pool, do not use the ladder.
Stupid observation: These rules contradict!
Refutation: Paying attention to the context would have shown the reader that in the first rule was for when the pool is empty and the second rule is for when the pool is full.
Importance of Genre:
Historical Declaration: God is not an animal
Poetry: God covers is children with his wings and when they fall he bears them up like an eagle.
Stupid Observation: Contradiction!! God is clearly a bird, and elsewhere he says he isn't a bird!
Refutation: A moment taken to see that poetry is in play would have quickly explained this "contradiction", but the person who read these lines was stupid.
Should I bother responding to your "contradiction" that your googled? Is it worth my time? Not really, you spit on everything that disagrees with you - even if all the established education institutions say you are wrong. Ignoring context/genre/chronology is by far the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Honestly, that's just dumb.
If anyone else has any questions and you recognize that things that "context" matter, feel free to ask.