How many times...

@thegorillas< /a> would like to know how many times a day everyone farts, but he's too chicken to make the thread himself, so I'm here making it for him.

He thinks it would be funny to know.

So, tell him to make the silly boy laugh.

I will conclude with this lovely poem:

A burp is but a puff of air
Coming from the heart
But when it takes the lower route
It comes out as a fart.

i fart numerous times a day.atleast 15

Poor annie too shy to express her own thoughts has to put my name on it. I will entertain you. I fart as much as I can throughout the day. Not sure how many.

[04:28:26 PM] Dan: make a thread asking how many times people fart a day
[04:29:00 PM] Annie: no lol
[04:29:07 PM] Dan: do it
[04:29:10 PM] Annie: no
[04:29:13 PM] Dan: it would be fun
[04:29:19 PM] Dan: i pmed tino
[04:29:19 PM] Annie: you do it
[04:29:32 PM] Dan: no you
[04:29:34 PM] Dan: you smart
[04:29:40 PM] Annie: huh?
[04:29:52 PM] Dan: you are smarted than me
[04:32:18 PM] Annie: lol
[04:32:21 PM] Annie: not really
[04:32:25 PM] Annie: but what does that have to do with anything?
[04:32:30 PM] Dan: i dunno
[04:32:35 PM] Annie: lol
[04:32:36 PM] Dan: you can type it up and word it better
[04:32:46 PM] Annie: okay fine
[04:32:52 PM] Annie: why do you want to start this thread?
[04:34:02 PM] Dan: i dunno cause its funny
[04:34:05 PM] Annie: lol
[04:34:05 PM] Annie: okay
[04:34:18 PM] Dan: are you starting it?
[04:34:53 PM] Annie: yup
[04:34:58 PM] Dan: haha
[04:35:10 PM] Dan: don't put my name in it
[04:35:39 PM] Annie: too late
[04:35:59 PM] Annie: :P
[04:36:01 PM] Dan: ah you suck
[04:36:03 PM] Annie: lol
[04:37:14 PM] Dan: haha check it

Yeah I would say at least 15 on average

Treebee should like this thread

hahaha i believe annski

Oh I am cracking up. This is the best thread of the day. Everyone I know you are gonna be loving this so give Annie and I props for this.

I am laughing a little

Isn't this thread hot

lol...keep saying stuff like that and yes it makes me laugh..but with out those statements its ok

didn't you know girls don't fart!

i knew that..they don poop either

haha chrissy i bet you fart more than me

i agree