Having a baby versus a kick in the bollocks

I have heard it argued that getting a kick in the bollocks is more painful than giving birth. As there is no way for either gender to experience both its pretty much unprovable, but ask yourself this:

How many women in history have had a baby and then a year later said to their old man that they want to have another one whereas, how many men have been kicked in the bollocks and then said to their mate a year later, Dave, kick me in the bollocks again.

I rest my case.

Oh bulls***...Having a kid makes it worth the agony for most women. Nothing at all like bringing a new life into the world; watching them grow, and become great and loving people...Worth doing it for again, and again.

If getting kicked in the nuts could produce this, I'm sure men would stand ready all the time. (perhaps not, as in my opinion, most guys are true babies when it comes to pain; especially GREAT pain)...

Imagine having your rectum stretched wide open...that should give you some idea of the pain, vs. getting kicked in the nuts. Which would you rather have?

You're damed right you'd choose the kick!

I think if it were up to you guys to give birth, we as a race, would cease to exist.

As men are generally better at sustaining short, severe bursts of pain and women are better at enduring long, stretched out periods of extreme pain, I'd say it evens out in the end.

Well women have more pain receptors than men, but due to the natural process of child birth women are able to produce pain blocking chemicals.
So, basically, things are more painful for women, but they are able to deal with it more. So men feel less pain but aren't able to deal with it as well.

It's all in the science!

However, I do have to say that most dudes I know would be too self-absorbed to put up with all the physical bulls*** that goes on in the months prior to actually giving birth. It isn't just childbirth that f***s with a woman during pregnancy, it's the whole thing.

its a good question I have always wondered myself

I don't know why people are arguing over these two...These are minimal pain in comparison to standing on an Electrical Plug.

anal lego

OMG! Not the 3am in a dark bedroom upturned plug of doom!!

Oh my god it's not even a debate - short severe pain or long severe pain, it's a no brainer!

if it came to it, i'd rather be kicked in the balls 3 times than birth a child.

i've been kicked in the balls maybe 200 times (i do krav maga)

it's sore for a while. worst case scenario, it hurts for a couple of days. f*** going through childbirth. i was with my mate when she gave birth, she broke 3 of my fingers.

Ahh, but you have to figure in the psychological pain too...

Male kicked in the bollocks = a fail for the male

Female giving birth = a win and a new life created.


one has to factor in the scenarios too...

Female kicking a male in the bollocks for making her pregnant = Highly likely.

Male making female pregnant after having his scrotum ruptured by a well aimed drop kick = Highly unlikely.

but..but...how do you know?!

Nah I don't buy that, we're talking about pain not psychology