From Death to Life

@boxerdc Said

Nobody... Dead people smell really bad.

@SoC_RT4G Said

And you know this, how?

@boxerdc Said

Sadly, I've spent a fair amount of time with the "freshly" dead, and unless refrigerated immediately, they start to stink pretty quickly.

@SoC_RT4G Said

Ah, I see.
So what's your job? Or, whatever it is that causes you to end up in such situations.

@boxerdc Said

Not my job.. I'm one of those friends who will be there for you until the medical examiner shows up.

@SoC_RT4G Said

You have a lot of dead friends?

@sister_of_mercy Said

I'd say a family member but I don't think I'd want to have to deal with them coming back after going through the whole grieving process.

So instead I'll say either Oscar Wilde or Shakespeare. They're both fascinating people and I think the world would only be improved if they were still around. Y'know, unless they started a massacre or war or something, but I doubt that.

@boxerdc Said

More than someone my age should have.. But I've lived a lot of life and ran with a tough crowd.

@Erimitus Said

Jesus

No wait...

@SoC_RT4G Said

*fifty years later*
"And that is how the Shakespearean Wars were started. So remember kids, don't raise people from the dead."

@sister_of_mercy Said

It would be the most eloquent war ever though