Fast food restaurants should be burned to the ground.

@Irafa Said

They're the reason for the prevalence of obesity this lazy, lethargic, lard-ass populace of yours.

@boxerdc Said

Actually that's not true. The reason for this lazy lethargic lard a** populace of yours is because somehow those hideously obese people manage to get up off their sofas, and waddle into them.

@Irafa Said

My friend, please don't confuse my population with yours, as we are as lankily skinny as they come. Perhaps it's the height, but our diet consists of vegetation, specifically leaves. You know, healthy food. Species will eat whatever is nearby and abundant, as long as it is tasty. Especially your kind. So, when I say lazy, I mean lazy. If we didn't have a McBurger King at every goddam street corner, then you can bet my bony-shaped a** that people won't be waddling into them en masse that they do now.

@boxerdc Said

My population is thin and toned. Perhaps you're talking about southern conservatives?

@Irafa Said

Politics have nothing to do with this. Hell, most of you don't even vote.

@boxerdc Said

My thin, toned, well educated populace has an extremely high voter turn out.. almost as high as elderly republicans.

@Irafa Said

My friend, please don't confuse my population with yours, as we are as lankily skinny as they come. Perhaps it's the height, but our diet does consist of vegetation, specifically leaves. You know, healthy food. Species will eat whatever is nearby and abundant, as long as it is tasty. Especially your kind. So, when I say lazy, I mean lazy. If we didn't have a McBurger King at every goddam street corner, then you can bet my bony-shaped a** that people won't be waddling into them en masse that they do now.

@Irafa Said

Either way, I'm sure you didn't get that bod of god from eating Whoppers .

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Scientists have looked into these questions and the findings are, well, they're disgusting. It turns out most people won't notice the difference between paté and dog food, so long as the latter is suitably presented with the right sort of garnish. And as for our ability to discriminate wine, even experts may confuse a white wine with a red when it is served at room temperature in a dark glass. And we'll enjoy soggy old potato chips, it turns out, if our chewing is accompanied (over head phones) by the satisfying sound of crunching.