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A newly married couple goes to the grand canyon for their honeymoon.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Dec 01, 2011 @ 18:12:32
They decide to rent two donkies to walk them to the bottom of the canyon.
On the way down the wifes donky slips and she almost falls off. She calmly lifts the donkies ear up and whispers, "Thats one!"
The husband looks at her kinda strange.
Moments later the same same thing happens to the lady.
She once again lifts the donkies ear and whispers, "Thats two!"
Once again the husband gives her a strange look.
Half way down the canyon the donkey slips for the thrird time.
The wife jumps off the donkey and pulls out a gun and shoots the donkey in the head.
The husband screams out, "What is wrong with you? Are you crazy?"
The wife calmly looks at the husband and whispers, "THATS ONE!"
Cpat92 On May 16, 2021
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Lauderhill, Florida
#2New Post! Dec 01, 2011 @ 18:15:48
Damn she's crazy
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