Lemons

Upon entering the confessional, a young woman spilled the beans, admitting, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me ..... seven times."

The priest thought long and hard, and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and drink it."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins ?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."

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