@Eaglebauer Said
I'm sorry...SO sorry that I have neglected you. I miss you...the late nights...the road trips...the prison role playing.
I have been busy with the harsh social climate here lately that's been very demanding on me due to my job, but I haven't forgotten you and I will be back just as soon as I can.
Will you please save my swing on the swingset for me?
If so, check this box:
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Love,
Eaglebauer.
Your apology is not accepted. And I lashed 27 cats and three puppies to the swing and burned it down because you made me angry.
I feel much better now.
But you're still not forgiven.