Is this job still a good fit considering I'm disorganized?

boobagins

SPICY HOT TAMALES

Astral Weeks, Florida

#16

May 17, 2012 @ 12:51:38

@treebee Said

My suggestion of clown was entirely overlooked. Clowns have accidents all of the time and get paid for it.

I thought it was a great suggestion Treebs. *Sniff* People just don't know awesome unless you punch them in the face with it.

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boxerdc

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#17

May 17, 2012 @ 12:53:12

@treebee Said

My suggestion of clown was entirely overlooked. Clowns have accidents all of the time and get paid for it.

We didn't want to bring up the cruelty to animals aspect of that choice. Also, it's not going to be pretty when she poops in a barrel and the other rodeo clowns find out.

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treebee

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London, United Kingdom

#18

May 17, 2012 @ 12:59:49

@boobagins Said

I thought it was a great suggestion Treebs. *Sniff* People just don't know awesome unless you punch them in the face with it.

Thank You!

@boxerdc Said

We didn't want to bring up the cruelty to animals aspect of that choice. Also, it's not going to be pretty when she poops in a barrel and the other rodeo clowns find out.

Well how about a circus clown?

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boxerdc

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#19

May 17, 2012 @ 13:02:16

@treebee Said

Well how about a circus clown?

Then we have to worry about the poo in that little tiny car.

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treebee

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London, United Kingdom

#20

May 17, 2012 @ 13:03:11

@boxerdc Said

Then we have to worry about the poo in that little tiny car.

that picture is made of nightmares.

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boxerdc

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#21

May 17, 2012 @ 13:10:17

@treebee Said

that picture is made of nightmares.

We should send it to all her past and present co-workers so they'll have a different nightmare to consider..

But, while we're on the subject of clowns and barrels.. what about a job as one of those clowns that climbs into a barrel and takes it over Niagara Falls? Doing something like that would make any sane person poop in the barrel, and if she forgets a little "task" like sealing the top of the barrel, being fired is the least of her worries.

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treebee

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London, United Kingdom

#22

May 17, 2012 @ 13:11:34

@boxerdc Said

We should send it to all her past and present co-workers so they'll have a different nightmare to consider..

But, while we're on the subject of clowns and barrels.. what about a job as one of those clowns that climbs into a barrel and takes it over Niagara Falls? Doing something like that would make any sane person poop in the barrel, and if she forgets a little "task" like sealing the top of the barrel, being fired is the least of her worries.

that is the oddests f***ing thing I ever saw!

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boxerdc

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#23

May 17, 2012 @ 13:20:23

@treebee Said

that is the oddests f***ing thing I ever saw!

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treebee

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London, United Kingdom

#24

May 17, 2012 @ 13:25:27

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why_me23

middle of nowhere, Missouri

#25

May 17, 2012 @ 21:41:28

They added another shift to my schedule. Any tips on how to work more efficiently?

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alk1975

Jackson, Missouri

#26

May 18, 2012 @ 01:49:18

@why_me23 Said

Will I have accidents?

Depends on the factory. Some have dangerous equipment, others not so much.

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alk1975

Jackson, Missouri

#27

May 18, 2012 @ 02:04:05

@why_me23 Said

They added another shift to my schedule. Any tips on how to work more efficiently?

Show up early and gather all of your supplies, look for any dangers or obstacles before you move, remember if you need certain safety equipment to handle something, then so does anyone else in the area. Sometimes, slowing down and really thinking about what you are about to do will make you faster and more efficient than trying to go at breakneck speed.

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why_me23

middle of nowhere, Missouri

#28

May 24, 2012 @ 18:27:56

I'm back at work this week and kicked ass. However, my scheduling is still uncertain. I shoulda never burned that dude with a hot baking tray.

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