A Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have Mr. Wolf," she says.
The wolf jumps up and runs away,
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he's crouched behind a bush.
"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf."
Again, the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About two miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he's crouched behind a rock.
"My what big teeth you have Mr.Wolf."
With that, the wolf jumps up ans screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to have a s***."

great one!!!

That one never gets old.