Fast food restaurants should be burned to the ground.

@Irafa Said

My friend, please don't confuse my population with yours, as we are as lankily skinny as they come. Perhaps it's the height, but our diet does consist of vegetation, specifically leaves. You know, healthy food. Species will eat whatever is nearby and abundant, as long as it is tasty. Especially your kind. So, when I say lazy, I mean lazy. If we didn't have a McBurger King at every goddam street corner, then you can bet my bony-shaped a** that people won't be waddling into them en masse that they do now.

@thequietman Said

Since I have to drive to the nearest McBurger King, it's actually lazier for me to eat the grass in my backyard, Captain Dips***. Not to mention that burning down all of the fast food restaurants would contribute to the amount of greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere.

@Irafa Said

They're the reason for the prevalence of obesity this lazy, lethargic, lard-ass populace of yours.

@Irafa Said

Then why don't you eat the grass, my friend? It is healthier. Let me warn you, though you will poop a lot the first few days, but after that it is all gravy from there my man.