Conspiracy Theories

I read this recently and had to laugh

Conspiracy Theories...
Listen, I have never met an alien, nor have I ever been probed by an alien.
Now if I do come into contact with an alien, I probably wont give a s*** that you were right about the whole alien thing.
Most likely I will be preoccupied with fighting like hell to avoid a probing!

- Idiots Fools and Other Wonders of the Universe

Theres lots of Conspiracy Theories around about all sorts of things, keeps people entertained.

Like stated on South Park (the only show with the facts), one fourth of the population is retarded, and must have conspiracy theories to speculate in order to give their little lives purpose.