The New Government Symbol

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:01:27

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d***s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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Fritzy

Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,

#2

Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:22:00

@HiImDan Said

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d***s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

They should have done this 30 years ago when Reagan took office.

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HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

#3

Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:44:41

@Fritzy Said

They should have done this 30 years ago when Reagan took office.

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Fritzy

Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,

#4

Aug 21, 2011 @ 19:49:11

@HiImDan Said

You are a true Master Debater,Dan.

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Rini

, Georgia

#5

Dec 12, 2012 @ 14:09:58

@HiImDan Said

The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.... A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of d***s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

I have heard this one before but I seriously think they SHOULD do it just to see what happens.

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goldie288

Houston,

#6

Jan 12, 2013 @ 21:41:54

@Fritzy Said

They should have done this 30 years ago when Reagan took office.

Or even earlier - when FDR introduced social security

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