The Farmers

In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten
Together to discuss some important issues. About midway
Through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood
Up and spoke her piece.

When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and
Said, "What does she know about anything? I would like
To ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?"

Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots
Sir, and count them yourself!"

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