A film crew was on location in the desert.

One day, an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained.

A week later, the same Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.

"This Indian is incredible!" said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.

Finally, the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"

The Indian shrugged, "Don't know. Radio broke."