Ol' One-eyed Pete says, "I got dis 'ook on me 'and when I was just a young swab. We were out fishin' in the row boat for dinner one day. I reached over the side to 'aul in dis big whopper, and a shark bit me 'and right off. The next day, they 'ad me fitted with this 'ook. "Ow'd you get that peg leg, mate?"
Stumpy tells him, Oy was lookin' for a place to bury me lastest treasure. Oy found the spot inside a cave and buried 'er deep inside. When Oy came out, this monster croc attacked me and bit me leg clean off. "Ow'd you lose yer eye?
Pete says, "I was swabbin' the deck one day and I 'eard a seagull crowin' about over'ead. I looked up and 'e plopped right in my eye.
Stumpy asks, "And that caused you to lose yer eye?"
Pete answers, "Well, it was my first day with the 'ook!"
May 28, 2009 @ 05:15:20
