2008 Democratic National Convention (a joke, nothing more)

Schedule of Events

7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING

7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP

Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore

8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry

9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND -Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn

11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS -Howard Dean

12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD

Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST

12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am NOMINATION OF Barack Hussein Obama- Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Obama

1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Hillary Clinton

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

ooh that's sooo bad lol

Republican Convention

7:00- George Bush opens with a speach about "the internets, and how that series of connected tubes may decide the vote one way or another

730- snore snore blah blah blah


10- McCain cant decide which of his 7 homes to go home to...

Don't forget "nuculer"....

The liberal fail-safe, wealth envy.

For a political convention that sounds pretty fun.

At least if there's free drinks for the toasts.

Trust me darlin, I have no need to be envious of a 70 somethin year old man.... whether he is wealthy or not.

Not of him, but his wealth. Why else would you mention him having multiple homes as an "insult?"

Because if you remember, there were plenty of tried attacks on Obama, calling him elitist...

Well Im pretty sure that McCain is far more elitist and removed from the general population. Were living in a time where more Americans are in home forclosure then ever, and McCain couldnt even remember how many homes he has??? thats why im saying it as an insult.

nice one Dan. thanks.