Following are a sampling of test answers and essays
submitted to science and health teachers by junior high,
high school and college students around the world.
1. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
2. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it
to the cow instead of the bull.
3. The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the
borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains
the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and
the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which
there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
4. To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.
5. For drowning: Climb on top of the person and move up
and down to make artificial perspiration.
6. Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the
blood is affirmative or negative.
7. Genetics explain why you look like your father and
if you don't why you should.
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