Worst Lyrics In Songs

What are the worse lyrics you've ever heard in a song?

These are mine, taken from My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas:

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.


and

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.


Your turn

The whole "Jack and Diane" song

Wonderwall. I love the song, but the lyrics are s***e.

anything by the lady in red bloke.

Steve, it maybe a stupid song, and I agree, but it was fun parodying it!!!!

lol true

Oh rhythym is a dancer by snap those are priceless

what about vannilla ice - Ice Ice Baby Lyrics

Imagine if you will, a male as the gal in humps, and myself as the male rotflmao needless to say it made new yrs Eve quite an party!