@rondetto Said 
Finished work late the other night, so I popped into a pub on the way home.
I asked someone where I could get a drink and they pointed upstairs.
I got up there and I asked why I had to climb stairs to get a drink?
He said "We're trying our best to raise the bar at this establishment".
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I have many memories from my athletic days.
But the one when I was hit by a javelin sticks in my head.
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I can’t find my “Gone In 60 Seconds” DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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I thought I heard someone say hello to me in Arabic today, but it turned out to be a false Salaam.
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How strange,
All the fish in the English Channel belong to the EU
All the humans found in the English Channel belong to the UK!
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i had a gal named sue,
that i like do it at nooner.
she like maybe a noon,
but, she get better look at me.
during the day, she decide we do
to it much later. like really
dark, man!
Nov 17, 2023 @ 11:43:48
