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@rondetto Said

Two not very bright chaps decide to run a pub but fail miserably.
One of them suggests opening a brothel but the other is of the opinion that if they couldn't sell beer they'd never sell soup.
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I've just been to a pub called The Goalkeepers Arms…
What a dive!
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My Dad always said that it was rude to point.
Great Dad, terrible bricklayer.
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My brother and I are really competitive when it comes to buying gifts for our mother’s sister.
This year, my brother bought her a stairlift.
He’s really upped the Auntie this time.
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I’ve just started reading a book about fantastic underground rooms.
It’s a best cellar.
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