I hate holidays , that's why I sent that ugly bird out this early , to get it done and over with. i am now half done with all my holiday season chores. I will finish them about this time next month when I send everyone a picture of a drunk Santa laying passed out in the snow in his happy holidays underwear. Well those people I know that would be offended by a drunk santa will get a picture of santa peeing off the side of a roof top while delivering x mas eve .
So instead of wishing you a happy turkey day , I will wish you a happy >>------<< <<(insert main course for dinner that day here )day.