What gift would you buy?

With Tony Blair retiring as Prime Minister shortly if you were to buy him a present what would you choose to give him.

I'm torn between getting him a one way ticket to Bagdad or a spinning top.

I want to give him a Presidential gold watch.. apparently it has had one previous owner..

a roll of loo paper cos i think he could always do with an extra one

A whoopee cushion

robert maxwells yacht.

That's a good one treebee

I didn't think he was that bad.. only made one mistake and what a mistake that was!

Bush is EVIL

A one way ticket to Texas?

yeah actually i quite like tony blair

So do I but it's just a bit of fun.

i would give him a spade so he can dig himself out of the *hit,hes left the country in.

A Hershey bar.

Assuming I can give him something as a going away gift. lol