I suppose I should put some stuff about me in here instead of song lyrics.

I am Teresa, I am a moderator on this site and have been coming here for a couple of years now.

I ate a lightbulb when I was 2 years old and aint been right since.

I have 2 children and I am in a relationship.

At weekends I spend my time making jam and infiltrating badgers secret meetings.

My ambition is to be a dirty old lady with many cats who screams inaudiably at cars either that or get married and settle down on a farm with some ducks and weiner dogs. It could go either way

I dont take life too seriously.

I once killed a man with just my pelvis.

Thats about all I am prepared to disclose at this stage.

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