I suppose I should put some stuff about me in here instead of song lyrics.
I am Teresa, I am a moderator on this site and have been coming here for a couple of years now.
I ate a lightbulb when I was 2 years old and aint been right since.
I have 2 children and I am in a relationship.
At weekends I spend my time making jam and infiltrating badgers secret meetings.
My ambition is to be a dirty old lady with many cats who screams inaudiably at cars either that or get married and settle down on a farm with some ducks and weiner dogs. It could go either way
I dont take life too seriously.
I once killed a man with just my pelvis.
Thats about all I am prepared to disclose at this stage.
