Things you love to hate

I know! its a waste of resources going to rescue these idiots.

Some stuff I hate

Chavs
Colds
The flu
Asthma
Breaking your inhaler when your asthma is really bad (I'm awesome at this)
Rude shop assistants or receptionists
Baked beans
People who take longer than a couple of minutes in the toilet
Mariah Carey
Shoes that give you blisters
When everyone goes out without you
Those plastic packagings that you can't get into
When I cut my legs while shaving them
People who think The Mighty Boosh isn't funny
When earrings make my ears hurt
Movies that looks hilarious but are s***
Moobs
When you're at a party and you're the only sober one
Boggle

Yeah, and then some poor unravelled soul who genuinely needs help has to wait or die while idiot is being rescued.

Why are some shop assistants so rude? I'm only trying to spend money and help pay their wages.

icymist, thanks for the cartoon. Tee hee.

people who complain about being labelled - cant they see they are just adding to the problem

same goes for political correctness.

Don't get me started on political correctness.

I hate toilet seats that fall down when you put them up, womens trickery methinks...Oh yeah and shower curtains, I know how flies feel in spiders web when you get wrapped up... Why I oughtta!!

Non-essential mobile phone conversations: 'I'm on the bus I'll be there in five minutes'. SAVE YOUR MONEY, you could almost wave out of the window.

PC People should take a long run off a short pier.

I'm building me a short pier as we speak.

The weird or detestable music some companies play to you whilst you are on hold.

People who tap their spoons on the rim of their tea/coffee mug a redculous amount of times!!! tap tap tap tap tap tap tap AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I hate fake people
Lairs
fat people who try to wear really small clothes
and I HATE the winter