Little Red Riding Ho'

On her way to Grandma's house, Little Red Riding Hood ran into the Big Bad Wolf. The Wolf said, "You know what I'm going to do little girl?"
"No, what?"

"I'm going to pull up that little red dress, pull down those little red panties, and f*** your little red socks off."

Little Red Riding Hood shook her head and continued on to Grandma's house. Further along she ran into the Big Bad Wolf again.

The Wolf said, "You know what I'm going to do little girl?"

She said, "No, what?"

"I'm going to pull up that little red dress, pull down those little red panties, and f*** your little red socks off."

She shook her head again and continued on. When she got to Grandma's house, the Big Bad Wolf was waiting for her.

He said, "You know what I'm going to do little girl?"

She said, "No, what?"

"I'm going to pull up that little red dress, pull down those little red panties, and f*** your little red socks off."

She said, "The hell you are, you're going to eat me just like the book says."