mr.scoob was playing poker the other night with his buddies.

mr.scoob was playing poker the other night with his buddies. Because it was hot he was in a light T-shirt. They couldn't help but notice that he had a bra on.
"mr.scoob, how long have you been wearing a bra?" they asked.
He had to reply:
"Ever since the wife found it in the backseat of my car."

I thought you were going another direction with this one. You like mrscoob was really soobiedolala