miscellaneous jokes

on a plane, a old lady call for airline stewardess, and ask, if she had gum for her. because her ears were popping. the stewardess gave her a pack of gum.

the plane landed, and the stewardess saw the old lady leaving. she goes to the old lady, before she was going to deport the plane. the stewardess said, " did the pack of gum help you? "

the old lady got really angry, and told her, " yea, it did help me with my ear popping, but now, I can't the gum out of my ears! "

son: " can you put the cat out! "
dad: " I didn't it was on fire! "

do you hear about the polish gay guy?

he sleep with women.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?