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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Jan 13, 2008 @ 03:53:35
After scientists perfected the cloning technique, they decided that each person should have a copy, which would be stored until the original person died, at which point the copy would carry on. At first it was decided that the clones would be made in alphabetical order. However, many people without relatives argued that they should have priority so that they could carry on their names. The scientists decided this was fair and decreed, "Let him who is without kin stash the first clone."
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#2New Post! Jan 13, 2008 @ 04:02:45
@smallbutterflies Said
I wouldn't want a clone...That would be majorly weird. I would want to be cremated and have my ashes baked into a pie and that would be final...


loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#3New Post! Jan 13, 2008 @ 04:07:11
@smallbutterflies Said
It would be interesting to find out who ate my ashes.


loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#4New Post! Jan 13, 2008 @ 04:10:48
@smallbutterflies Said
Just don't eat pie after my funeral...


That thought occurred to me after your first post.
kit On January 24, 2014




Fife, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jan 14, 2008 @ 19:05:19
@smallbutterflies Said
I wouldn't want a clone...That would be majorly weird. I would want to be cremated and have my ashes baked into a pie and that would be final...




And I don't get the joke...
x_Laura_x On April 02, 2024




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Jan 14, 2008 @ 19:06:49
I get the joke, I think
stumblinthrulife On April 16, 2008

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#7New Post! Jan 14, 2008 @ 19:07:56
Reminds me of the book "spares" by Michael Marshall Smith, where clones are being farmed and used as spare parts for those that can afford them.

Or one of a thousand other films/books on the same subject, of course.
x_Laura_x On April 02, 2024




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Jan 14, 2008 @ 19:09:43
The punchline is a play on that saying "let him who is without sin cast the first stone" isn't it?

If I'm wrong I'll feel silly
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#9New Post! Jan 14, 2008 @ 21:06:11
@x_laura_x Said
The punchline is a play on that saying "let him who is without sin cast the first stone" isn't it?

If I'm wrong I'll feel silly


yep
x_Laura_x On April 02, 2024




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#10New Post! Jan 14, 2008 @ 21:06:52
@hiimdan Said
yep


YAY I got a joke
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