Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bob Dole Bob Dole says "To get to the other side."
Sigmund Freud The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the pole on which the cross walk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious, selbstverstaendlich.
A Shelton's Chicken (See Shelton's Chicken Soup Philosophy for the full quote.)
Bill Gates We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business.
Western New York Retailers To see the hens in Hens & Kelly's window.
Omar Khayam The moving chicken fingers write, and having writ, move on.
Moses Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.
Sir Isaac Newton Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Plato For the greater good.
Captain James T. Kirk To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Mr. Spock It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.
Colonel Harlan Sanders It wasn't one of our chickens. They don't have to, because now KFC delivers!
Albert Einstein Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle To actualize its potential.
Buddha If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Douglas Adams Forty-two.


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I know the Hedgehog Crossed the road to SEE ITS FLAT MATE

baahahahahaha!

I thought it was to show he had guts

Yer. The diffence between our Hedgehog and a Police car is that Hedgey keeps his Pricks on the outside

Baaahahahahahahaha!