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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 13:17:48
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#2New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 13:18:31
49thbrat On November 17, 2009

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Truro, Canada
#3New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 13:26:05
Really cute-but I have been married for a long time and why do I have to struggle to get to 110 pounds at 5ft.3?
Cause my husband is 9 years younger than me.
P.S. I'm the one who never gets to the fridge!!!!!
Jeanne On April 23, 2010




London, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 14:05:33
I'm scared of marriage then...I live alone and eat porridge twice a day if I can and fruits and stuff, just because I'm to lazy to cook for myself. It helps with not gaining weight but I won't want to eat healthy if I'm making a full course meal for my husband one day. MEn are so full of S&%* when it comes to food. They want meat with everything. A ham sandwich doesn't count as a meaty sandwich, it must be have 5 slices of ham to be a meaty sandwich and then there is nothing left for me lol living alone I also safe on grocery shopping by the way
Jeanne On April 23, 2010




London, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 14:06:28
* save I mean...what is up with my spelling today?!
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#6New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 14:12:18
@Jeanne Said

I'm scared of marriage then...I live alone and eat porridge twice a day if I can and fruits and stuff, just because I'm to lazy to cook for myself. It helps with not gaining weight but I won't want to eat healthy if I'm making a full course meal for my husband one day. MEn are so full of S&%* when it comes to food. They want meat with everything. A ham sandwich doesn't count as a meaty sandwich, it must be have 5 slices of ham to be a meaty sandwich and then there is nothing left for me lol living alone I also safe on grocery shopping by the way



Adam called, wants his rib back....
Dark_Tink On December 30, 2018
<3 Boobie <3





, Canada
#7New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 14:14:06
@HiImDan Said

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.




Jeanne On April 23, 2010




London, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Sep 21, 2009 @ 14:20:17
Tee-hee
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