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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 02:33:43
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools
and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman... 'You saved my son's life.'

'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.

'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.

'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

What saved his life this time? Penicillin.


The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill .. His son's name?


Sir Winston Churchill.


Someone once said: What goes around comes around.


Work like you don't need the money.


Love like you've never been hurt.


Dance like nobody's watching.

Sing like nobody's listening.

Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

It's National Friendship Week. Send this to everyone you consider A FRIEND.

May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

and may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your'e dead.
raditz On April 20, 2024
Blah





Houston, Texas
#2New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 02:37:47
https://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp

Lies, all lies. lol
LuckyCharms On July 31, 2021
Magically Delicious





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#3New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 02:38:46
https://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp

False.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#4New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 02:58:15
pewp
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#5New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 02:59:27
@HiImDan Said

pewp



Raditz is a real cheery breath of fresh air isn't he Dan?
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#6New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:00:50
What are you talking about?
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#7New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:01:42
he he he he...
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#8New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:15:13
@HiImDan Said

he he he he...



Deja vu!

_______________________

HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#9New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:18:29
@GSnap Said

Deja vu!

_______________________




Vuja De...! When you feel you've never been somewhere before
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#10New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:19:46
@HiImDan Said

Vuja De...! When you feel you've never been somewhere before



WOW! That happens to me everytime I go someplace new!
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#11New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:21:30
@GSnap Said

WOW! That happens to me everytime I go someplace new!



Difference is, with a vuja da, you're in your back yard
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#12New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:22:46
@HiImDan Said

Difference is, with a vuja da, you're in your back yard



that's no fun.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#13New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:24:23
@GSnap Said

that's no fun.



yeah, huh!
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#14New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:37:39
@HiImDan Said

yeah, huh!



Backyards get boring.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#15New Post! Sep 29, 2010 @ 03:38:57
You can hide your own Easter eggs
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