This rich man was looking for a wife, and had narrowed his choices down to 3 women. He couldn't make up his mind on which one he should marry, so he tested them. He gave each woman $5,000 to see what she would spend it on.
The first woman went out, bought furs and jewels, and blew the rest on herself.
The second woman put half in the bank and spent the rest on herself.
The third woman bought a dress, and many, many gifts for the rich man.
Given these facts, which woman do you think the rich man married?
Answer: The woman with the biggest tits, of course!
Dec 17, 2005 @ 18:22:16
