Speeding Ticket

I love that one!

Haha!! it's all good!!

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered
the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted
him by saying "T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied "S-H-I-T"
She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T".
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T".
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she
said, "T-G-I-F, T-hank G-oodness I-ts F-riday; get it?"
The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday".

A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in,
taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the
quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets,
throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her
pockets. After a while she has a coke in every pocket. She keeps going, stacking the cokes around her on the floor. Finally, the guy behind her, getting pissed off, asks her, "What the HECK are you doing?!" She responds, "Duh, I'm winning!"

i've heard the one above before... only it was david beckham putting money in

thats more believable than the blonde lol!

lol yep

still funny either way!

no offence if anyones blonde

Hey emskie, here's another one line dooby for you...

"man who walks through airport turnstyle wrong way is going to Bangkok!"